I can’t comfortably order my food if you’re cute.



I love seeing old woman wearing lipstick. I feel like it’s a sign of having your shit together. They’re just like, “I’m 74 and if I can get out of bed and make myself look presentable then so can you.”



pro tip: don’t hang out in groups of couples if you’re single



Bowling is like paying to embarrass yourself.





For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over again. —F. Scott Fitzgerald (via susanbae)


My goal for this summer is to watch as many Johnny Depp movies as I can.



I will love you when you are a still day.
I will love you when you are a hurricane. —Clemetine Von Radics (via 400eurojob)


Life is hard and then it gets harder.



There are some people I just want to walk right up to, get in their face, and yell, “YOUR JOKES ARE NOT CLEVER. YOU’RE JUST AN ASS.”



Sometimes you’ll put up a good fight and lose. Sometimes you’ll hold on really hard and realize there is no choice but to let go. Acceptance is a small, quiet room. —Cheryl Strayed


I know I’m not perfect and that I have an uncountable amount of flaws, but if you’re going to be my friend please don’t point out every flaw you notice. And please don’t get offended so easily because I can really say some stupid shit.



Fuck I can’t sleep.



tonight’s mood: why



to text or not to text: that is the question.



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